Thursday, April 3, 2008

Apprentice Rebellion

So it has been one year and one day since the famous rebellion took place. There are many students that I have guided and continue to do so but none had ever dared to rise up against me. I am right 99% percent of the time and for the student to be able to realize that and teach the master for once is noble. It is a sign of a true master when the apprentice finally rises above.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

I dont know how to post a picture of myself. something is up with the comp. we will have to see wsup. I kept hitting next blog on this blogspot thing. Interesting ppl show up. mostly good stuff, showing good nature of ppl.didnt read anything cept trying to read the japanese blogs and see what i can discern

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Jangra conspiracy


People the time has come, to tell you what both jangras dont want you to know. I will tell you about the history of their origins from my own investigations.

They both share a common ancestor whose name was Abu Jangra. Abu Jangra came from the lost city of Memonabad where the memons accepted Islam at the hands of the Sindhis. His mother, Nani Jangra, was a pious muslim woman who sewed Chuddis for a living. His father was the esteemed Maulani Braelvi-ul-Haq who sold Soda pop by day and originally hailed from Kashmir. When Abu Jangra was 27 an event happened that changed his life forever. It was a warm summer day and Abu Jangra was hearing his father's speeches on jummah in the musjid. Abu Jangra loved listening to his father lecture about Islam but he had one vice, and that was "Ghosht Marnah". This was nothing new to Abu Jangra, he was used to marring ghosht all the time in public cause he wore a baggy shalwar that covered his acts, but this time he didn't realize he had a hole. A man sitting next to Abu noticed that his shalwar was consistently moving and was curious as to what would be causing it. The man peered over Jangra's shoulder and looked deeper into his shalwar. He did not know what to expect.

Will Abu Jangra be caught "haath kei saath" in the masjid? What will happen to him if he is caught? How will he get out of this mess?

Have to wait till after my exam

Saturday, January 26, 2008

gotta make a post on friendship. but i gotta sleep first

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Truth

God bless the soul of the man that wears the ralph lauren cricket team shirt.

Friday, December 14, 2007

This is why I think India and Pakistan really need a subway system (Bangladesh too)

India accident kills at least 19
File picture of a bus accident in India
Traffic accidents are commonplace in India
At least 19 people have died after a school bus collided with a train at a railway crossing in the northern Indian state of Punjab, police officials say.

Children were among those killed in the accident in Moga district.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7143684.stm


Dang just think if Karachi or Rajasthan or Chittagong had excellent Subway systems running through them. There is always rubbish like this happening in South Asian lands. Houston needs good subway too. Less pollution too (I think). But investment is where it hurts. But then again, why do we (Pakistanis) need to spend more money on nukes anyways. Instead of building retarded fountains they should put it where it counts. On education and infrastructure. O well. I'll talk about more later. Adieu Adieu